In between recent painful dental work I’ve been busy doing post production on a children’s reading series called Book Worms.

Near FM collaborated with St Davids Boys National School and their principal Dwain Moore.

Each week the boys from Ms Cahills 6th class read from “Gangsta Granny” by David Walliams, followed by a discussion on the topics raised during the reading. The process was facilitated by Near Drama’s Declan Cahill.

3 Episode have aired already with 3 more episodes to air at 9.30am over the next 3 Wednesdays. The 6th episode is particularly fun as the kids read from stories they have written themselves. Some crazy imaginations on some of those kids.

by HENRY HUDSON Directed by BERNADETTE FORDE

New Year’s Eve, 2007 and the family of Mick ‘The Mixer’ Murtagh gather at his home for their annual New Year’s Eve party. Mick’s construction company, Murbuild, is valued at one hundred million euro but Mick craves more. He plans to go ‘international’ and become one of the great movers and shakers of the Celtic Tiger age. The clock ticks towards midnight. The champagne flows. The Murtaghs believe that 2008 will be their best year ever.

Then a phone rings… and nothing will ever be the same again.

SEAN O’CASEY THEATRE, St Mary’s Road, East Wall.

Tuesday 20th– Friday 23rd May  *Nightly at 8pm * Ticket €10 * Theatre Box Office 01 850900

See www.seanocaseycommunitycentre.ie  for directions/public transport.

Below are some of his audio dramas:

Playing for Time

Black Monday

Twin Candles

I’m a huge fan of watching terrible films. So I’ve decided to keep a log of the ones I watch each week.

This week I watched Sleepaway Camp for the first time:

I can’t believe I hadn’t seen this one before or even really heard of it.

It was released in 1983 and written and directed by Robert Hiltzik. It did surprisingly well at the box office too going head to head with Amityville 3D and beating it significantly. On a budget of $350,000 it brought in $11,000,000.

It’s your standard slasher film with a bunch of murders taking place at a summer camp, so all very Friday the 13th. But what sets it apart is just how utterly crazy it is. One big difference between this and other films of this genre is the teenage cast are all significantly younger than what you’d normally get and on top of that the chef at the camp is an open peadophile who boasts in front of other staff members about how he wants to have sex with the kids.

The movie opens with a gruesome  accident at Camp Arawak involving a motor boat colliding with a father and his two children in the lake. The film then cuts to 8 years later and only 1 of the children, Angela, survived the accident and is now living with her aunt and cousin. The aunt is completely nuts, you need to watch the following clip to appreciate how amazing the performance is

The two kids are sent off to camp. It’s Angela’s first time at camp and she’s a very disturbed kid who never speaks. She quickly draws the fury of camp bully Judy who has developed breasts since being at camp last year.

As the film unfolds a number of horrible murders start to happen, all the victims seem to be people who have wronged Angela in some way though. Is Angela the murderer? Is it her over-protective cousin, Ricky? What about Paul, Ricky’s best friend who has a romantic interest in Angela? Or is it just a series of unfortunate accidents as the camp owner, Mel, wants people to believe? You really need to watch the film for yourself to find out as you need to enjoy the shocking twists first hand.

Billy“Eat shit and die, Ricky!
Ricky: “Eat shit and live, Bill.”

If you love bad movies then Sleepaway Camp is an absolute must see, it’s just constantly entertaining. And you can find the entire movie on YouTube as well, so no excuses.

The are 2 sequels made in the 80s by a different director and starring Pamela (sister of Bruce) Spingsteen as Angela. There is also a more recent sequel by the original director which ignores the other sequels and picks up where the original left off. I plan to make it a priority to see all of these sequels!

Me (Pictured right) gaming at Knavecon. (Photo Credit Muster Images)

I was at the Knavecon boardgame convention in Limerick over the weekend. It was my first time attending the con and I enjoyed it a lot and will definitely be back next year. Started out the day  at 10 am with a quick game of Love Letter (a game of risk, deduction, and luck for 2–4 players. Your goal is to get your love letter into Princess Annette’s hands while deflecting the letters from competing suitors) and finished the day late in the evening at 3.30 am with big game of Zombicide (a collaborative game in which players take the role of a survivor – each with unique abilities – and harness both their skills and the power of teamwork against the hordes of unthinking undead) Throughout the day my roles in games varied from commanding the Galactica as William Adama in the Battlestar Galactica board game to murdering a bunch of ladies as Jack the Ripper in Whitechapel. I also vaguely recall building a massive game winning railroad from Palermo in Sicily all the way up to Moscow in Russia in the brilliant ‘Ticket to Ride: Europe’ game.

Board games are something I’ve gotten interested in a lot over the past 2 years. There are some really interesting games today that are worlds away from games such as Cluedo and Monopoly that you may have played as a kid. Unfortunately you can end up spending a quite a bit of money collecting games but rarely get to chance to get people together to play them.

I set up the website boardgamesireland.com to try and keep track of any boardgame meet ups out there and to help promote them. We also run a weekly meet up group of our own which has been hugely successful. We currently meet up at Thomas Reads on the corner of Dame Street and Parliament Street each Tuesday evening and we’re currently seeing about 30-40 people in attendance each week. It’s a great opportunity to bring along your games and play them with a large number of people, you also get to try out new games that other people have brought along. An interesting trend at the meet ups I’ve noticed is people who have just moved to Ireland to work and are looking for an easy way to socialise and meet new people.

This is a game that features regularly at the boardgamesireland.com meet ups. Saboteur and it’s expansion, Saboteur 2, are really portable and the rules are simple enough to be taught to people quickly. It can support up to 10 players (12 with the expansion) and as such is a perfect warm up game to start an evening of gaming.

For such  simple game it contains a lot of fun elements such as exploration and bluffing.

At the beginning of the game each player is given a Dwarf card which they keep secret. The Dwarf cards will tell the player if they’re a miner or a saboteur. Miners want to reach the gold while saboteurs want to stop the gold from being reached (this happens when the deck is exhausted)

The Start Card which is the entrance to the mine is placed on the table  and the three Goal Cards are placed on the other end of the table, each seven card widths apart from the start card. Only one of the goal cards contains gold, the other two contain coal. The goal cards are shuffled and placed face down so that no one knows which card contains the gold.

Each player will have a hand of cards that can contain path cards and action cards. On your turn you can choose to play a path card, and action card or pass by discarding a card and taking a new one.

Path cards are placed on the table next to an existing path card or the start card and the idea is to create a continuous path to a goal card so that the goal card can then be turned over to hopefully reveal the gold.

Instead of placing a path card you may also choose to play an action card. Most action cards allow you to break the equipment of another player (Lamp, pickaxe, wheelbarrow) making it impossible for them to place any path cards until a repair action card matching the broken equipment is played on them.  This makes for a useful way to put a stop to players that you might suspect of being a saboteur so they can’t continue to lead the tunnels in the wrong direction.

Another action card that can be played is the Map card. This will allow the player to look at one of the 3 goal cards to check to see if it is gold or coal. They check this secretly and it is up to them if they want to share the information or not. And of course they can also lie, which is useful if you’re a saboteur and want to lead the other players in the wrong direction.

The final type of action card is the demolish card. This will allow you to remove one of the already placed path cards from the table. This is useful if you want to remove a dead end card that may have been played by a saboteur. Or if you are the saboteur you may choose to demolish a path card from near the beginning of the mine forcing the other players to replace it a card that fits just as well before they can continue to dig towards the gold.

The amount of gold received by the winning side scales depending on the amount of players. The game is played over 3 rounds with new Dwarf cards given out each round so that everyone’s roles change each time. The person with the most gold at the end of the 3 rounds is the winner.

Saboteur 2

The expansion is definitely for people who are already familiar with the original game. And it makes things a lot more interesting. Where before there were just Miners and Saboteurs we now have two separate teams of miners, a boss (Gets gold no matter which team wins, but slightly less gold), a geologist (Not looking for gold at all but path cards with gems on them) and a profiteer (Gets gold no matter if the saboteurs or the miners win, but slightly less gold)

This makes things a lot more fun as you try an work out exactly what role the other players are using. The team system works by having certain path cards with different coloured doors on them. If a path makes it to the gold but has a door that isn’t your teams colour along the route then your team doesn’t receive any gold.

Part 2 of the marine science documentary I worked on.

Episode Two

Bull Island
North Bull Island Biodiversity Website: www.bullislandbirds.com

The Deep Sea
Andy Wheeler, UCC: publish.ucc.ie/researchprofiles/D026/awheeler

Mid Atlantic Ridge expedition: www.marine.ie/NR/exeres/84C6DFD2…EED4,frameless.htm

Marine Biodiscovery: www.marine.ie/home/research/Proj…e+Biodiscovery.htm

West Cork Whales
Whale Watch West Cork with Nic Slocum: www.whalewatchwestcork.com

This week I’ve been finishing up production on a new 2 part marine science documentary series called ‘Ireland’s Oceans’ These programmes are funded under the Broadcasting Authority of Ireland’s Sound and Vision scheme, which was established to provide funding in support of high quality programmes on Irish culture, heritage and experience, and programmes to improve adult literacy.

The series is essentially a spin off of the Scibernia podcast I worked on, which was an Irish science podcast that we ran for over a year. I worked on Ireland’s Oceans with  Scibernia contributors Lenny Antonelli and Triona O’Connell. (Triona’s Science is Delicious blog is well worth a read)

You can listen to part 1 of Ireland Ocean’s online now and you can hear part 2 next week after it’s broadcast on the 28th of Jan on Near FM 90.3 at 16.30.

Ireland has over 1400 km of coastline and 220 million acres of seabed, some of it as deep as 5km. Our seas have weathered our coastlines and shaped our climate. In the distant past the freezing of these oceans created the icecaps that sculpted our land. And when the ice melted, rising seas turned our fragment of north Atlantic rock into an island. Our oceans brought the first settlers to Ireland but later carried millions away.

Despite living on this small island out on the Atlantic we don’t really think of ourselves as an oceanic country and most of us have little connection with the sea. But today Ireland is leading the way in the study of the sea, and our scientists are starting to understand how our oceans work in ever more complex and exciting ways.

Join Lenny Antonelli in this 2 part programme as he follows our marine scientists onto beaches and boats and into the lab to learn about the science of Ireland’s oceans.

Below you will find more information on the research and organisations features in this programme.

Episode One

Dolphin surveying
Strategic Marine Alliance for Research and Training: http://www.smartseaschool.com/
Irish Whale & Dolphin Group: http://www.iwdg.ie/index.php
RV Celtic Mist: http://www.rvcelticmist.ie
Shannon Dolphin and Wildlife Foundation: http://www.shannondolphins.ie

Fish vocalisation
This research is funded by the Irish Research Council: http://www.research.ie

GMIT Marine and Freshwater Research Centre: https://www.gmit.ie/marine-and-freshwater-research-centre-mfrc

Malahide marina field laboratory
UCD Marine Biodiversity Ecology & Evolution Group: http://www.ucd.ie/marbee/
Malahide field laboratory: http://www.ucd.ie/marbee/malahide.html

Microplastics
Micrplastics in the Sea: http://smartseaschool.blogspot.ie/2013/02/microplastics-in-sea-amy-lusher.html

Another dramatic adaptation of a James Joyce short story. ‘A Painful Case’ from his book ‘The Dubliners’ was produced as part of the Reading Together series on Near FM.

Mr. Duffy, a middle-aged bank cashier, deliberately lives in an isolated suburb of Dublin. He is characterized as very meticulous and ordered and has little social contact. At a concert one night, Duffy makes the acquaintance of Mrs. Emily Sinico, a married mother. They start up a relationship that is innocent enough to be condoned by Mrs. Sinico’s husband, who believes the two’s discussions revolve mostly around his daughter and the possibility of a relationship between her and Duffy. The two draw closer together, and one night Mrs. Sinico impulsively takes his hand and presses it to her cheek, but Duffy is not pleased at the development and ends their meetings. Four years later, he reads that Mrs. Sinico has been struck by a train and killed. The newspaper article, the title of which provides the title of the story, contains an account by her husband, who states that she began drinking two years ago. The details of the accident suggest that she may have committed suicide. He reacts at first with revulsion, concluding that some inherent weakness led to her drinking and the accident, but he slowly comes to believe that it was his rejection that condemned her to solitude and death. He reflects on his own loneliness: “No one wanted him; he was outcast from life’s feast.” The story ends with Duffy listening to the silence of the surrounding night atop a hill overlooking Dublin where he and Sinico used to sit down and talk, where he realizes just how lonely he really is.